1. Me 2. Jeff 3. the bed (he was wearing a dry diaper at the time, so we're still not sure how he managed that) 4. the living room chair 5. the couch (my fault) 6. about a dozen onesies
The pediatrician was a near miss. She's obviously had plenty of experience dodging errant streams of pee.
Our little bean was up to 6 pounds, 15 ounces today. Back up to his birth weight and then some!