Quite possibly my favorite nurse of all time, Marva! Marva knows everything, but sometimes she'll pretend to not know something just to boost your ego a little. Sometimes when she goes off on something medical and technical I'll be brave enough to ask a question about what I don't understand. But other times I just nod significantly, feeling awed. In addition to being strangely brilliant, she is absolutely lovely to her patients. She buffs, polishes and hugs them and then tucks them into perfectly symmetrical, hospital-cornered beds with hems turned out, snug as bugs. She claims to be burnt out and if that's true then one burnt out Marva is still equivalent to two regular nurses, especially in the areas of call light answering and dysrhythmia. Marva is awesome!